"Kissme! Kissme!" She giggles.

<Shamino> "Don't do it, <AvatarName>! Who knows what evil this strange creature might possess!" He inspects the sprite more closely. "Mayhaps I should try it first to be sure it is safe..."

<Spark> "Hey, -I'll- kiss her! She doesn't scare me!"

<Iolo> "She -doth- look rather inviting, doth she not?"

<Dupre> "My liege has asked thee thy -name-, foul creature!"

"But that -is- my name! Kissme! Kissme! It is true!"

"My purpose is to spread love dust all around and welcome thee to Ambrosia! I love thee! Yes, I do!"

She flutters over Shamino's head.

"I love -thee-, as well!"

<Shamino> "If only thou wert a little larger..."

Then she flies around Spark.

"Oooh, and I love -thee-, too!"

<Spark> Spark blushes. "Aww, cut it out!"

Kissme then flies near Dupre.

"Handsome man! Handsome man! I love thee! It's true! It's true!"

<Dupre> Dupre swats at the fairy. "Away with thee! Thou dost not love me! Thou dost not even -know- me!"

Kissme glides over to Iolo and plants a big kiss on his cheek.

"Yes! I love thee! Yes, I do!"

<Iolo> Iolo makes a sour face and wipes his cheek.

<Iolo> "Avatar, that was the sloppiest, wettest, most... -disgusting- kiss I have ever felt!"

"That is where thou art! It is true! Oh, yes! Ambrosia!"

<> "Ambrosia! Then it really does exist!"

"Ambrosia, the lost isle of Britannia! Thou art really here!"

"It does nothing that I know of! But it's pretty!" Kissme giggles like a child. "It's how I show thee I love thee! It's true!"

"Ambrosia was hit by stones from the sky hundreds of years ago! Oh, yes indeed! The entire island was battered to bits! It is true!"

"I believe it is called Caddellite. Yes, I believe it's true!

"And I -do- love thee, it is so true!"

"Most of it is collected in the pit where the hydra sits. Thou shalt have to ask the hydra about it. It is true!"

"The hydra is made up of three brothers -- all dragons! It is true! Thou shalt be careful not to make them angry, for they have a temper! Oh, yes indeed, they do! They are very protective of their Caddellite, so speak to them about it first!"

"Ambrosia was once very beautiful! Yes, it was! All of mine ancestors lived here then! Love dust was all around, and every day was like a jewel! Yes, it's true! Yes, thou wilt!

"Oh, I must kiss thee again!"

"It does not matter whether thou art male or female! No, it does not! I shall kiss thee anyway!"

<> "No! Don't do it, <AvatarName>."*

<> "Sheesh, here we go again!"*

<> "Hey, I think she's cute!"*

<> "If thou wouldst do it, <AvatarName>, do it quickly. We have not time to waste with such foolishness." Dupre looks distinctly disgusted with the whole affair.*

Do you allow Kissme to kiss you?

"Goodbye, my love! Oh yes! I love thee! It is true!" END