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Cheaters Reward
After triggering the cheater's trap room, every living creature on the planet will converse in phrases made of the following parts.
Nouns (Noun)
soup | soups | eruption | eruptions | quagmire | quagmires | |||
bureaucracy | bureaucracies | tractor | tractors | Socialism | Socialisms | |||
Capitalism | Capitalisms | hammer | hammers | sickle | sickles | |||
imperialism | imperialisms | crankshaft | crankshafts | carbuerator | carbuerators | |||
Gump | Gumps | lenticular cloud | lenticular clouds | clock | clocks | |||
sloop | sloops | barge | barges | batting cage | batting cages | |||
flagstaff | flagstaffs | digit | digits | nail | nails | |||
epaphite | epaphites | sycophant | sycophants | demagouge | demagouges | |||
prophet | prophets | profit | profits | pus | pus | |||
mulch | mulch | Garden Gnome | Garden Gnomes | personal crisis | personal crises | |||
wit | wits | bathysphere | bathyspheres | jello-flavoring | jello-flavorings | |||
origami ball | origami balls | communion wafer | communion wafers | armageddon | armageddons | |||
baloon payment | baloon payments | armadillo | armadillos | octopus | octopi | |||
ungulate | ungulates | cockatoo | cockatoos | ferret | ferrets | |||
weasel | weasels | bassalope | bassalopes | platypus | platypuses | |||
no-see-um | no-see-ums | alpaca | alpacas | mooncow | mooncows | |||
thundermoose | thundermooses | llama | llamas | iguana | iguanas | |||
reptile | reptiles | amphibian | amphibians | mammal | mammals | |||
invertebrate | invertebrates | dicot | dicots | conifer | conifers | |||
slug | slugs | sloth | sloths | mole-person | mole-people | |||
pod-person | pod-people | Canadian | Canadians | Dominican | Dominicans | |||
Basque | Basques | Gypsy | Gypsies | Serb | Serbs | |||
Croat | Croats | Mongol | Mongols | Slav | Slavs | |||
Hindu | Hindus | Christian | Christians | Christian Scientist | Christian Scientists | |||
cephalopod | cephalopods | rock critic | rock critics | ||||
Adjectives (Adj)
constipated | fractal | dysfuctional | dyslexic |
diurectic | glandular | hormonal | obtuse |
obese | partisan | bilateral | symmetrical |
frontal | superfluous | super-saturated | molar |
low-pressure | diagnostic | acidic | empirical |
basic | suicidal | comforting | passive |
hedonisitic | pagan | philanthropic | operatic |
staged | affected | grotesque | orgasmic |
organic | pedantic | imperialist | Gumpy |
co-dependent | |||
Verbs (VPre | VPas | VPPe)
lactate | lactated | lactating | grovel | grovelled | grovelling | brew | brewed | brewing |
digest | digested | digesting | complain | complained | complaining | gump | gumped | gumping |
guffaw | guffawed | guffawing | loiter | loitered | loitering | solicit | solicited | soliciting |
represent | represented | representing | conjugate | conjugated | conjugating | sink | sank | sinking |
harvest | harvested | harvesting | gossip | gossiped | gossiping | falsify | falsified | falsifying |
sue | sued | suing | gyrate | gyreated | gyrating | outstrech | outstreched | outstreching |
deflower | deflowered | deflowering | collate | collated | collating | sear | seared | searing |
croak | croaked | croaking | power-nap | power-napped | power-napping | network | networked | networking |
conjure | conjured | conjuring | campaign | campaigned | campaigning | protest | protested | protesting |
spew | spewed | spewing | inhabit | inhabited | inhabiting | censor | censored | censoring |
lay off | laid off | laying off | irradiate | irradiated | irradiating | martinize | martinized | martinizing |
Adverbs & Object Clauses (Av/Ob)
between the sheets | with a melon | assuredly |
above your house | below the ground | with much consternation |
Gumpily | fiscally | similarilly |
throughout the universe | without my knowledge | without the proper documentation |
though the ages | against all odds | with your mother |
in a roundabout manner | implicitly | explicitly |
anxiously | ||
Titles (Titl)
studmuffin | creampuff | homeboy | homes |
whitey | four-eyes | goofball | foreskin |
shmuck | prepuce | smegma-breath | Comrade |
badycakes | smart-guy | oinker | smartypants |
Spankamiah | |||
Phrases
I'll show you my <Adj> <Noun> if you show me yours.
All of my <Adj> <Noun> are <VPPe> <Av/Ob>.
Stop <VPPe> my <Adj> <Noun>, please.
Have you seen my <Noun>? It's <VPPe> <Av/Ob>.
There is no <Noun1> for you today, little <Noun2>, only death.
Am I having <a(n)> <Adj> <Noun> yet?
Where is my attorney? I need <a(n)> <VPas> <Noun> right away.
You saved my <Adj> <Noun1> from <Noun2>, <Titl>. How can I ever repay you?
<A(n)> <Noun>, <a(n)> <Noun>, my kingdom for <a(n)> <Noun>!
Frankly, my dear, I don't give <a(n)> <Noun>.
As <Nouns> are my witness, I'll never go <Adj> again.
Oh my, <Titl>, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
May I borrow your <Noun>? Mine seems to be <VPPe | Adj> <Av/Ob>.
My <Noun> are <VPPe> <Av/Ob>.
You shall know the <Noun> and the <Noun> shall make you <Adj>.
Thou shalt not <VPre> to <a(n)> <Noun>, <Titl>.
Honor thy father and thy <Noun>, <Titl>.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's <Noun>, <Titl>.
Neither a borrower nor <a(n)> <Noun> be.
Never <VPre> a gift <Noun1> in the <Noun2>.
A fool and his <Noun> are soon <Adj>.
Workers of the world, <VPre>! You have nothing to lose but your <Nouns>!
Ich bin ein <Noun>er.
Damn the <Nouns>! <Adj> speed ahead!
Ask not what your <Adj> <Noun> can do for you, but what you can do for your <Adj> <Noun>.
<Titl>! <Titl>! You damn <Noun>.
Let me just remind you that the <Noun1s> of <Noun2> may be more <Adj> than they appear.
Destroy your <Adj1> and <Adj2> life before it is too late, <Titl>.
My head feels like <a(n)> <Adj> with <a(n)> <Noun> pointed at it.
Beautiful, <Titl>, I'll have my <Noun> call your <Noun>.
No thank you, I'm watching my <Noun> intake.
Ode to <a(n)> <Adj1> <Noun1>. (followed by one of)